Saturday, December 26, 2009

Merry Christmas from Max

WARNING!!! NOT FOR THE QUEASY STOMACH READERS!


This year Max had to stay home because Nancy has too many stairs and we didn't want Max to hurt his back by trying to go down them so we left him home. We checked the house before we left to make sure we hadn't left any candy down in his reach and saw nothing! Well apparently we didn't look hard enough because Max left us a wonderful Christmas present. Rhonda had given Elli some clothes in a box that had a lid and all and I guess when we were packing up the night before I had stuck a box of chocolate in there as well. I forgot about it but Max found it. The box was up on the ottoman with the lid on the box! When we came home last night we didn't hear any barking and we weren't greeted at the door so we knew something was up. We didn't notice anything immediately. Until I walked into the dining area....There was puke everywhere!!!! Two piles by the table, one by the bar and one in front of his bed. I then found pieces of the chocolate box in the living room and the rest of the box under the Christmas tree!!! The large box of clothes had been knocked off the ottoman, the lid taken off and the box of chocolates unwrapped and eaten!! This dog went crazy!!! I wasn't worried since he obviously threw up quite a bit but I was PISSED!!!! The worst part...after Ray cleaned up everything on Christmas night...we found more! When I was sitting on the couch this morning I noticed my butt was wet. I got up and moved the cushion. BEHIND the cushion there was puke! Seriously!!! We had to take the couch apart and wash it. As I was doing that I looked over and there was MORE puke under the dining table!!!! Can you imagine how mad I was? Stupid dog is more trouble than he is worth!!! GRRRRRR Anyone want a dachshaund?
This is the rest of the Pot of Gold chocolate box found under the tree
Some pieces of the chocolate box...WAY too close to the new car seat!
Pile #1 by the table and recycling
Pile #2 by the bar and the new TV
Pile #3 by the table and Elli's new toy
Pile #4 in front of his bed
Pile #5 under the dining table
And pile #6 behind the couch cushion!
The back of the seat cushion!!

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